There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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