Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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