can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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