this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
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We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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