i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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