Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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