Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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