im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Everything about him screamed your future.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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