I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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