she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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