I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize