i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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