Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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