wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Randomize
