There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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