Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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