that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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