So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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