You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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