Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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