just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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