So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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