my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
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It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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