garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
why didn't you poke me back
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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