I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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