2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
