i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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