New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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