So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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