Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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