Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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