Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

yo everyone went to the hospital last night

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.

(1-507): View more from Minnesota

We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.

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(845): View more from New York

Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.

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(801): View more from Utah

i regret nothing

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brb throwing up in the dishwasher

(801): View more from Utah

i regret everything

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

2020 sucks, I want a refund

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