I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
