Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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