how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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