Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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