Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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