Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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