It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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