if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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