Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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