His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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