R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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