doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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