So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I am naked and annoyed.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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