"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
dude. I can hear the air.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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