I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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