I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Randomize