It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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