I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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