You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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