im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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