i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
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she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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