Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll