I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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