508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize
